Chapter 2

The buyer

The market is not "classical musicians". It is the much smaller group who have a reason to be in the press this quarter, a budget line of some kind, and no route to a publicist. This chapter sizes that group, prices their alternatives, and does the arithmetic that decides who the £299 tier can honestly be sold to.

The arithmetic that governs everything
  • UK musicians earn an average of £20,700 a year from music work; 43% earn under £14,000; those earning 100% of their income from music average about £30,000S6.
  • £299 a month is £3,588 a year, which is 17% of gross for the average musician. Indefensible as a standing cost for the median.
  • A retained publicist costs roughly £1,600 to £8,000 a month for a developing or mid-level artist, on a two to three month minimumS4, S5. So about £4,500 just to try.
  • Therefore: £299 is nine months of membership for the price of three months of the cheapest real alternative. That is the sentence the whole offer is sold on, and it only works for the person who was actually considering the alternative.

Seven buyer types, ranked by willingness to pay

WhoThe trigger that makes them buyCan they pay £299?Tier
The early-career soloist with a label release
Conservatoire graduate, one to five years out, debut or second recording on an independent label.
The release date. It is fixed, it is public, and everyone around them assumes someone is handling the press. Nobody is.Yes, for the six months around a release. Often funded by the label advance, a grant or a parent.£299
The competition or scheme alumnus
YCAT, BBC New Generation Artists, Leeds, Wigmore, Ferrier, Royal Over-Seas League.
The moment the scheme ends and the institutional press machine stops. Usually 18 to 24 months after the win.Yes. This group has money, momentum and a visible deadline.£299
The self-managed chamber ensemble
Quartet, trio, period band. Four to six people, no manager, a tour and a recording.
A tour announcement or an album. Split across four members, £299 is £75 each.Yes, and the split makes it easy. Sell one seat per ensemble and say so explicitly.£299
The small or micro label
Six to twenty releases a year, the owner does the PR personally.
Every release. The pain is continuous rather than episodic.Yes, and they are the best value customer: one payer, many artists benefiting. Consider a roster licence.£299 or Partner
The festival or promoter below the funded line
Summer festival, chamber series, church concerts.
Season announcement, once a year, plus each guest artist.Sometimes. They have an organisational budget but a tiny one. Making Music's members pay £109 to £496 a year in totalS17.£49
The composer or conductor
Early career, commissions or assistantships.
A premiere, a debut, an appointment.Rarely at £299, but this is the least served group in the entire market and the most grateful audience for the free content.£49
The student
Currently at a conservatoire.
Final recital, first professional engagement, competition entry.No. Never sell £299 to a student.£49, or free through an institution

What the alternatives cost

AlternativePriceWhat it actually gets them
Music PR monthly retainer, developing and mid-level artists$2,000 to $10,000 / monthReal representation, and out of reachS4.
Music PR monthly retainer, established acts with label backing$10,000 to $25,000+ / monthNot the same universeS4.
Independent publicist, monthly$1,500 to $3,000 / monthThe realistic floor, on a two to three month minimumS5.
A single indie campaign$1,500 to $5,000One release, handled. Then nothingS4.
Freelance PR by the hour$75 to $250 / hourA press release written for them. No relationships, no follow-upS4.
A media contact spreadsheet$49 one-off900+ contacts, mostly North American, mostly not classical, updated monthlyS10. Better than nothing and worse than it sounds.
A professional media database (Roxhill)£6,450 + VAT / yearUp to five licences, journalist moves, forward features, list management. Built for agencies, priced for agencies, and it does not know classicalS7.
Muck RackReported $3,500 to $40,000+ / yearSame shape, no public priceS8.
Their managerIncludedNothing. A manager with forty artists has no PR capacity and both parties know it.
Doing it themselvesFreeA press release from a generic blog template, sent to bylines scraped off review pages, at the wrong time of year, with the wrong subject line.

What they are already paying for, and why it does not compete

The buyer already pays professional subscriptions. All of them are an order of magnitude below £299 a month, which is exactly why the membership must never be positioned as a membership body. It is positioned against the £1,500 retainer, not against the ISM.

BodyAnnual priceWhat that buys
Independent Society of Musicians£185 full, £17 student, from £55 early careerInsurance, legal advice, resourcesS15. Reported, verify before quoting
Musicians' Union£1 for the first six months, then income-banded£10m public liability, £3k instrument cover, legal support, contractsS16. The joining offer tells you how price-sensitive the base is.
Making Music (groups)£109 to £496 by group incomeInsurance, resources, and a national network of promoting groupsS17.
Association of British Orchestras, Full£646 to £6,752 by turnoverSector representation. Its smallest members, at £646, have no press officer at allS18.
ABO Sole Trader£201A price point that shows individual professionals in this sector will pay a couple of hundred a year without blinking, and not much moreS18.

What they try first, in order, and where each fails

1

They google "music press release template"

They find a template written for a rock band launching a single. It has a hook, a quote and a Spotify link. It is wrong in structure, wrong in tone and wrong in what it leads with for a classical release, and nobody tells them. Module 3 fixes this in forty minutes.

2

They scrape bylines off review sites

They email the person who reviewed a concert like theirs. That person is usually a freelance who does not commission, has no say in what is covered, and receives forty of these a week. Module 5 is the difference between a byline and a commissioning desk.

3

They send it three weeks before the concert

Monthly magazines close eight to twelve weeks out. The pitch arrives after the issue is set, so it cannot be run even by someone who wants to. Module 2, the media calendar, is the single highest-value thing in the course.

4

They post on Instagram and wait

Their followers are other musicians and their own family. No journalist has ever been reached this way. Module 9 covers what social actually does, which is corroborate, not generate.

5

They ask a publicist for a quote and never reply

The quote is £1,500 a month with a three-month minimum. They stop answering the email out of embarrassment. This is the moment the membership is sold. Every publicist in the country has a folder of these prospects. Sam has one too.

The honest limit of this market. The population who genuinely have a release, a tour or a scheme ending, and can pay £299 a month, is small. It is measured in hundreds across the UK and France, not thousands. That is why Chapter 4 caps the membership at sixty and why Chapter 8's base case adds three to six members a month rather than thirty. A plan that assumes a large market here is a plan that will disappoint.